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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 15:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

No way

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

No, not a chance

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?